Nigerian Politicians on Heatwaves across the country
Ask a Nigerian Politician what they think about this heat.
JOURNALIST: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it.?
RESPONSES:
LAI MOHAMMED: This is the result of PDP's misrule for 16 years, they stole the Ozone Layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change in temperature, change is here, embrace it.
AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.
IBE KACHIUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm, 29th May.
BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria, that is why they are witch hunting me.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN: Thi heat was not this bad when I left Office/Power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
ADAMS OSHIOMHOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the #100 billion meant for temperature control research.
NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory, by 2030 Australia will be buying fan from us.
BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high, automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA... This heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is Kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.
#JOKEOFTHEDAY apologies in advance, no insults intended.
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JOURNALIST: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it.?
RESPONSES:
LAI MOHAMMED: This is the result of PDP's misrule for 16 years, they stole the Ozone Layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change in temperature, change is here, embrace it.
AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.
IBE KACHIUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm, 29th May.
BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria, that is why they are witch hunting me.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN: Thi heat was not this bad when I left Office/Power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
ADAMS OSHIOMHOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the #100 billion meant for temperature control research.
NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory, by 2030 Australia will be buying fan from us.
BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high, automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA... This heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is Kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.
#JOKEOFTHEDAY apologies in advance, no insults intended.
#COPIED this joke was copied, hope you had a nice reading, cheers from our team at Raw African News Blog. +BBC Africa +VOA News +Ben Murray-Bruce +AFP news agency +Naija Youths Blog +Naija Parents
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